lectrix_lecti: (Bitch please)
Oh the humanity!

I want to knit Kate Gilbert's gorgeous clapotis scarf, but I'm having a hard time figuring out the pattern (no, English isn't my first language. Neither is Knitspeak. The combination is torture), so I'm spending a peaceful Sunday night hunting for either a Scandinavian translation of the pattern of for some helpful directions (I've also made scones, I feel absurdly housewifey).

On my internet quest for understandable clapotis-making I've had to read several craft blogs, and seriously, craft bloggers are among the least sane and intelligent creatures on the planet. Today's scarring of the soul, helpfully translated for any non-Scandinavians present:

"Why are there no Roman numerals on my keyboard?"

...

*HEADDESK*

*HEADDESK*

*HEADDESK*

*GUZZLING WHISKY*


It absolutely kills me that this monstrously stupid bint has made several clapotis scarves while I can't fucking figure out how to make the damn thing. I feel like I have terrifying dumb.

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