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hello
my name is : NN
iam read about your website ,and i wish to join with you .
i want to tell you somthing about my self,, iam from Palestine from Gaza ,i wish to complete my studing in  norway, also i have some descoveres ,and some researches , i think its may be new theory in our world ,but i have problem her in palestine to applay my theories becuase we here in siege , but iam not lose the hope fore you to helping me to come to norway to applay it , or helping me her in Palestine to do that if you can .
i have bechelore degree from X university , and i wish to complete  master in norway.
 now i want to told you about my research and  discovers and theories..
1-(every thing) physical theory  ,  i have my own research about it
2-psychology ,,,  i have three  theories about it
3-midicen  i have four theories about it ,
4-universal theories , about gravity and three somthing els in same   chapter
5-food , i discover new food to people who face some healthy problem
6- agreculture expirence
7-iam writer too , i have short story and novel  in Arabic and English
finally: i would like to find any job  in this department in your company
with best wishes
sincerly
NN


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Date: 2009-04-21 09:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saeble.livejournal.com
points for trying if he's legit

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Date: 2009-04-21 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
Can't blame the fellow for trying. And I'd love to hear more about his theories. Especially about gravity.

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Date: 2009-04-21 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annetten.livejournal.com
Hahaha!

I got this one today:

Dear Prof. Bokhandel:
I am writing to invite you to contribute to the Encyclopedia of Tribology, to be published by Springer, with professors Jane Wang and Yip-Wah Chung (Northwestern University) as Editors-in-Chief.

Given your knowledge and background, we would you to write or coauthor the entry(s) on:
Wear Resistant Coatings

Such an entry should cover synonyms, a definition, scientific fundamentals, key applications, and references. Its length should be approximately 2,400 to 6,000 words. I am attaching an example article for your reference.


Remind me never, ever to look something up in that encyclopedia.


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Date: 2009-04-21 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! Fabulous. I'd LOVE to look up EVERYTHING in it.

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Date: 2009-04-21 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-chris.livejournal.com
How many different theories about different matters can someone have? Interesting question

I´d like to be an expert about "every thing) physical theory" hehe

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Date: 2009-04-21 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
Every thing! Midicen and all! It's wonderful.

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Date: 2009-04-21 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skinfaxe.livejournal.com
iam writer too , i have short story and novel in Arabic and English

A future nobel prize in literature - winner? I said it first!

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Date: 2009-04-21 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
Better get a patient editor first...

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Date: 2009-04-21 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybermule.livejournal.com
LOL - he may have tried my department a few times, too!

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Date: 2009-04-21 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
I'm sorely tempted to invite him to send his theories in full to the appropriate departments 'round here.

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Date: 2009-04-21 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pgmcc.livejournal.com
I hope you sent that poor unfortunate a lot of money, even gave them your credit card details and bank information. It is so nice to help other.

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Date: 2009-04-21 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
But of course. It's the least I can do. In exchange for some of his Nobel-worthy material, naturally.

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Date: 2009-04-21 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] she-dragon.livejournal.com
I should share some of the similar e-mails I get at work. People from all over wanting to apply for our specialist program. Some of them are hilarious!

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Date: 2009-04-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lectrix-lecti.livejournal.com
Please note that this one doesn't refer to any fields covered by my work place. I bet he can come up with a theory or two in yours!

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